Turtloid

I sit by Lake Peaceful, reveling in the calm serenity of nature, as I have done every day after work for the last month. I envy the Pokémon in this lake, with no troubles at all. They don't have an obligation to carry us and our equipment across the lake, and yet they still do it. 'Sigh... A pity one can't turn into a Pokémon...' I say out loud. 'Who says you can't?' I jerk out of my reverie to look for the owner of that beautiful voice. I look around, but don't see anyone nearby except for a Lapras in front of me, and I settle back down. 'You saw me... Wake up again!' she says loudly. 'Yes, you, human.' I look up again, strai

Coming home from walking the dog for inspiration, I find a voicemail on my telephone. I listen to it, and it seems like Tomek also lost his inspiration and wants me to come over to help him. I give the dog some food and water, anticipating a long stay at Tomek's flat. On the way, I stop by a shop that sells transformation crystals, thinking of Tomek's art. I buy myself a crystal to use on Tomek, planning to increase his understanding of dragon anatomy, especially the female side I walk into his flat without ringing the bell, since he knows I'm coming. "Hi Tom, I have some inspiration here for you!" Tomek pauses slightly, since I'm not norm